There once was a man who dressed improperly for motorcycle riding, but still rode a motorcycle. In his defense, he wore a helmet (purportedly the most important item in crash protection). However, along with this helmet, he wore a sweatshirt and shorts. Even disregarding the illogical combination of his attire, this seemed somewhat unwise, as sliding along the road in shorts and a flimsy sweatshirt would cause severe scratches at the very least. Leather or fancy motorcycling clothes seemed a much better option. Once a young lad of ten noticed this man and asked him, "Ain't 'neone never told you you sho'n't wear shorts on a motorbike, mistah?"

This child was very difficult to understand.