In the dark depths of his despondency, he pondered his misfortune. While he was but a hapless researcher, he felt that a single misstep would lead astray his entire journey of discovery. This betrayal would not serve his noble purpose and the lost hours would turn their mission's glorious anthem into a funeral march. Not one to lose hope, he took possession of his senses, and continued his journey to nowhere.

"Can I fit an entire story into just one hundred and forty characters? It seems a little short," he pondered. He found, in brief, he could.