“Alright class, who can tell me one of the five W’s or the one H?”

“Who?” “What?” “Where?” “When?” “Why?”

“Very good, now what’s the one H, Johnny?”

“When?”

“Not quite, give it another try – we’re looking for the one H.”

“Hwhen?”
“Can you tell us Suzie?”

“How?”

“Yes, good job. Now, who can tell me the one M?”

“You never taught us that one!”

“Oh, didn’t I? The M stands for manual labor. That’s what children like Johnny do when they grow up if they don’t pay attention in school.”